madmattwoop

NUMBAR 10.
Hanafuda.
Wait what?



CARDS?!?! WRONG LIST YA IDIOTZ, WHERES REGGIE?!
Believe it or not, this is what Nintendo started off as. A card company.
Nothing else.
Just a nice cup of tea and a pack of japanese playing cards that nobody understood, while you watched the TV that constantly needed the remote thrown at it, just to avoid the ''BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZWELCOZZZZZZZZZZZZZMEZZZZZZZZBACKZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'' that people loved in those days. Chilling in the 60's. Nothing to worry about. Those were the day-

''ARE YOU SITTING COMFORTABLEY LOLQLAOALAOLBBQZ''



REMEMBER KIDS, KILL MONSTERS AND YOU TOO CAN HAVE THIS HAIRSTYLE THAT MAKES HALF OF MY HAIR SPLIT APART YEAAAH RADICAL ROCK ON!


WEEE LLUUUVVZZ YOOO DOCTAR


D': OH THE HUMMAAANNNIITTTYYY

*cough*
Sorry for spoiling Series 8
D:

Anyway, what was bad about them starting off as a card game?
Well, think about it logically. If they had started off as a newspaper, what would they be today?
Not a game company, thats for sure.
Im not going against Nintendo making games, but that mistake they made in 1960, to start a gaming franchise, was what caused this

OH FOR GODS SAKE..
...HERE, LOOK, PLAY SONIC AND THE BLACK KNIGHT KIDS,
ITLL GIVE YOU HOURS OF FUN

Anyway
It caused this

FROM CARD GAMES TO THIS
FACEPALM FACEPALM FACEPALM


And God forbid if Nintendo released the card game today...

O HAI
Ive been trying to write this entry for days but I just couldnt do it BUT I AM DESPERATE TO WRITE IT AND THAT I SHALL >:)
Just came back from some random pub where old men play pool and it stinks of smoke.. But the Sunday Dinner was nice.
Not so much teh yorkshire puddings. They tasted .. like that fairy liquid thing (Rumoured to return in the next Sonic game). Not that I would know what fairy liquid tastes like but yknow.. I bet theres someone out there who mistaked it for a fizzy drink and found out that when in your body, little babies from the front of the bottle are let loose and they continue to steal your Sunday Lunch. The buggers.
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When im into something new, for example the Wii, I get REALLY hyped up about it and im very VERY impatient.
I'd never played a Legend of Zelda game and the Twilight Princess looked and was amazing to me, though I did not understand the plot since I hardly knew anything about it.
I thought that Zelda, was Link. And that scares me to this very day.

HYAAAH?! NREEEEEEEEAH! HOOH! ADUURR!
...Then again who wouldve thought that there would be a hedgehog with a sword as a game.
Anyway, I usually search all over the internet for whatever im hyped over, and reviews etc.
I has another hype over something called the R4DS (Stu, just dont read this bit its the thing I wont shaddup about XD)
And basically, it lets you play DS ROMs (used for emulation on the computer) on your DS. This has advantages because you dont have to use a keyboard and mouse, and a very laggy emulator. It enchances the experience. And lets you get away from Vista. Mine hates me very much. Ah well finally FREEEEDDDOOOOOO-

YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME O_O
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFROSTIES
...AS I WAS SAYING
You can also watch videos, view pictures, play NES games (The original mario bros :3)  and it also means all the demo games online, or games from a different country, you could play.
Very useful in my opinion.
Well, it would be if I had it. Y'see you can only get it online, since shops refuse to sell it. Online it is cheap, but that means waiting. Scroll up a bit and youll see how I despise waiting =D
I thought, yeah, ill wait til Sunday and THEN itll be here. It was supposed to arrive today but the ROYAL EFFING MAIL CANT BE ARSED TO DELIVER IT
D:
I think i'll go completely insane if its nawt in my hands tomorrow X_X
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Surrrfiinng yoouutuubeee the moosstt evilleeesstt websiiitteee on thee wooorrrlldd doodoodooooo
Oh look Eddsworld made a video I LOVE HIZ VIDEOS =D







        O HAI DER
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Ya know wut im outta things to say really.
And this entry wuz going so well..
Hrm, theres gotta be something in my folders that I could talk about..

THIS PICTURE + CHOCOBO THEME = WHAT

And dats really all I can think of..

BAI!

I really dont know why I was like that in my previous blog XD
I'll try to be happier today I promise =D

Now anyway, I was on facebook, being my usual self
And then, I saw a quiz thingy on optical illusions..
Im quite a fan of optical illusions ya know.. Very strange.
Got all of them right.. except one.
Im sad because of it. D:

Ive seen that one before, its an impossible shape or something like that
Anyway it was asking if it was laying or standing... I thought it was a trick question, it had 2 other answers, ''I dont know'' or ''Whatever''. I picked I dont know. The correct answer was laying down.. WTF XD
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Youtube once again.
Tomorrow is the day that all chaos will be fr-
HOLD ON A FUDGING SECOND THE FIREFOX MUSIC ADD ON CHOIR IS REALLY STARTING TO ANNOY ME
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*cough* Yeah.. moving on.
Youtube will make major changes tomorrow, four tabs etc.
I'll just post the videos here, be sure to reupload them. Together we can stop this

The person who made that video will be uploading a new one later, watch out for it.
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O_O
NEW PHOENIX WRIGHT GAME O______________O
MUST... SEARCH... ON GOOGLE...

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BASHING DUCKS AROUND BATHS BY HITTING THE BATH WITH YOUR PS3 REMOTE
...NICE.
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Revising for exams is so boring...
So.. boring...
EUrgh...
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I really have nothing to say now...
Once I have more ideas I shall be back!
Bai!

First blog entry WOOP
Urm.. Whut to talk about... O YAH, ANIMAL CROSSING LETS GO TO THE CITY
Tis quite a good game, though I had to trade in most of my Wii + DS games to get it. Oh well. S'not like I needed most of the games (Yeah, some of them were BAD O_O... Sonic and the secret rings OH GOD MAKE IT STOP D':)
I've played an Animal Crossing game before, for the DS. Wild World. Very fun, though I kinda ..sold it... But it was pretty cool =D
Lets go to the city is kind of the same thing, but I enjoyed it more due to the fact I didnt work hard playing Wild World. I blame it on Blathers. Stupid owl T.T, I MEAN COME ON, JUST TAKE THE DAMN FOSSIL AND STOP SPEAKING ABOUT HOW IT ORIGINATED FROM THE PILLOW OF HAGRID.
Speaking of Hagrid, I like PPP. Potter Puppet Pals, made by Neil Sisseh... Sisseh something. Wait im not supposed to go off topic..
BACK TO THE ANIMAL CROSSING STUFF (Caps lock = YAY). I kinda hate the fact that in the Wii game, every time you step on a flower, theres a chance it will just break apart and magically disintergrate. So I have to go and plant YET ANOTHER flower, and as I accidentaly step on it, it breaks. Tom Nook has good tactics O_O And hes a rip off. I spent precious hours of my day trying to catch fish to get some money. Took some time. And then I go to give him the fish, but no he has to close down at THAT MOMENT. DAMNIT. (Yes im kinda focusing on the things im annoyed with here XD). The only time I properly got some money was on Easter Sunday. 100,000 BELLS JUST FOR STUFF TO DO WITH EGGS. Is Tom Nook hiding something from me?
And then there was that time when I tried changing my hair. Spent all day saving up just to go and change my hair. I was expecting like, one of dose things where it shows the hairstyles and you pick which one. Not a poodle asking if you would like it to attract the girls or not. But I thought I made some decent decisions to do with the hair. Grown- Up, Crazy, Awesome.. all those choices.

I walked out of that place ginger.

Anyway, to finish off the Animal crossing stuff.. theres something that bothers me about one of the items. Its an arcade machine, awesome for my house, but the game..
         

Mario and Luigi/ Street Fighter
...What.
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Also my dog attacks me if I say ''Whats on TV''.
Strange.
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Moving off the subject that I keep blabbing on about, onto the Doctor Who Easter special. It was dissappointing, I thought so anyway. It started off quite good. The more I watched it, the more it was getting worse. The huge surfboards made of metal, the doctor kissing (every... single... companion...), the ants on legs...

Oh, and the flying bus.
Since that woman said at the end of the episode ''He will knock four times'', the internet has just gone crazy as it always does. ''OMFG FOUR KNOKXZ MAYBEE TEH MILKMAN IS HERE!111!1!!1'' you can hear them shouting, and theyre probably doing the macarena while eating weetabix right now. Theres no doubt as to who it is, its the Master and his silly DU DU DU DU thing. Thats all these seasons have been about in Doctor Who, people returning and so on. Im willing to bet my left arm that Donna, Rose, or Martha will return. As for the 5th series... I am seriously feeling sorry for the producers. It is possible we could see the Doctor in an afro, in a leapord skin TARDIS, with a really scary old companion. I can't wait.
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As for Youtube, in 2 days, it will make bad changes. Four tabs, Music, Movies, TV and Videos. So all thats on Youtube right now will be cut down to 1/4 of whats in the site. Our videos will probably lose most views, as different companies like Disney, UMG, and Viacom take over.
We can stop it though. Were aiming for Google and Youtube. If we get rid of their products (Google Earth, Toolbars) and make videos against them, theres a chance the advertisers on the sites wont want to stay there.. I cant explain it well, so heres videos and links to show what I mean
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http://www.youtube.com/therealweeklynews
www.blogtv.com/People/REALWEEKLYNEWS
guardianhost.com/realweeklynews
digg.com/d1niy3
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And thats about it for this post thing.
Although hardly anyone will see it. Ah well.
Bai!